We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I checked into jail on foursquare
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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