hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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