We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I won the penis lottery.
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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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