Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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