Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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