I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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