she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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