They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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