Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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