I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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