I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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