girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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