I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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