There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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