So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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