when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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