farters have to be the big spoon...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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