apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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