It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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