Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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