She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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