dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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