She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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