This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize