Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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