right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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