I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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