if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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