...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Randomize
