I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Yo dont text me then not text me
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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