why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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