he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He did a backflip because drugs
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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