KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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