Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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