so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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