But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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