I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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