You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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