Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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