trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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