my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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