I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
being pregnant is like rehab
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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