She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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