Non-Jews are for practice
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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