You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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