sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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