After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
and eventually we just all took our pants off
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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