You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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