it wasn't lemon gatorade
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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