Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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