Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He did a backflip because drugs
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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