the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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