He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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