You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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