How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Boobs speak an international language.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
