so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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